Mercury

"Maurice just called me 'Poggers', what the fuck,"

"Maurice keeps recommending me something called 'Boku No Pico', what is that? Has anyone watched it? Is it good?"

"I'm selling pigeons on Ebay! Would anybody care to buy one?"

"Maurice literally just walked over here and put my copy of Wall-E in the freezer."

"I said pspsps and my cat jumped through my window guys is this normal"

"Hey, guys! I'm back from my very long nap!"

Fuck Wattpad For Not Letting me Into My Old Mercury Anon, Forcing Me To Make Another One-