daily reminder that techno is NOT the oldest child. this is blatant oldest child propaganda. he is obviously the middle child. this is coming from a youngest child, not a middle child, so you know im serious. he is constantly trying to impress others and get attention, as well as being an anarchist and personality wise he could be looked over in favor of the indie/dark academia musician and the hyper & funny child. achievement wise, he has a tendency to think his achievements aren't as impressive as they actually are because he is constantly trying to stand out, since his monotone voice and often tiring, accidentally rude behavior tends to deter people from interacting with him unless necessary. so although the oldest and more socially achieved brother may feel inferior because of his skill-wise achievements, techno feels inferior when it comes to creative and social achievements. that is definitely a more believable spot for both of them. there is no need to worry about the placement of the gremlin child because there is literally no sane person who would claim he is anything other than the youngest child. and of course, the Minecraft Man who is very kind and mature and choatic (?) (...!) and obviously the father. and of course, these people's irl ages actually support this idea seeing as phil is the old, then wilbur, techno, and then the tiny demon baby, that shall not be named out of pure disrespect, is the youngest.
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