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HEY BBG AIN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE

Love Letters lives in me forever that shut was so random but like it's there and I was happy with it

OH MY GOD I MISSED THE ANNIVERSARY THINGY ANYWAYS I'VE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR A YEAR !!!!<3

Disappears for a month
          Hey I like new things now (I still like South Park though snsn)

Thinking about the fact that one of my last names is Hamilton and I write... Now I just need to get a wife, cheat on her, and write about that too

My roman empire is that one guy who said dip was a comship

You okay 00dles?

Christophe's Sugoi Toaster feels like a fever dream tbh

South Park Elementary Gym, day. PC Principal is once again addressing the students in the gym.
          PC Principal
          Alright, everyone, listen up. [Wendy reads through some cue cards at the podium. Behind her is a projection screen showing the text, "Celebrate our Asian-American STUDENTS!"] Today we're going to be showing you some art from our Asian-American students-DAMMIT, LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE-HOLE! [Leslie is shown, but she's confused, as she's not talking to anyone.] from our Asian-American students presented by our student-body president, Wendy Testaburger.
          Wendy
          Hey, guys. As you know, we have several new students here at South Park Elementary. We have been getting to know some of the Asian girls who have introduced us to an art style called "yaoi." [On the projection screen, the text reads "YAOI" and below it, in Japanese text, "BOIZU RABU" (Boys Love), with a pink platycodon in the background. Oriental music begins to play as Wendy cycles through yaoi images on the screen.] Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty involving two people whose love is looked down upon. The art tries to show that all love is magical, like in Lisa Akimoto's piece, "Tweek and Craig - Forbidden Love." [Tweek and Craig in a French kiss.]
          Girls
          Awwww.
          Tweek
          What?
          Wendy
          Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical with "Craig and Tweek: Moonlight Dance." [Tweek wears a pink bow in his hair and is wrapped in a pink ribbon while Craig stands behind him looking down at his face.]
          Girls
          Awwww.
          Craig
          Dude, what the fuck?
          Wendy
          In yaoi art, the seme, or "top", is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom", as demonstrated in Heather Nishimura's "Boizu Rabu." [Craig reaching down into Tweek's briefs as Tweek reaches up to stroke Craig's head]
          Girls
          Awwww. [Stan and Kyle look at each other]
          Wendy
          But yaoi can branch out to other things as well...
          Cartman
          Uh oh.