Dezzz

oop reading thru these wondering wtf was gooing thru my head duringmost of these lmao i used to get drunk a lot

Oh my the caprisun..

 #NFTR

I just wanna say my guy best friend JUST GOT dick today, (he usually gives it lmao) NOW U KNOW HOW US GIRLS AND BOTTEMS FEEL BROSKI
          
          
          SO CONGRATSSS

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHESSS❤

According to Google, if one consumes 10 monster energy drinks quickly one after the other, said person shall unalive... unfortunately there are no stores open at this hour...

HAVE YOU EVER INHALED MONSTER FUMES, LIKE  SMOKED A MONSTER.... 

Anyone else hate shopping alone 

Anyone else sit there eating bodka  drinking takis at 2 am

Anyone else sit in a dead tree surrounded by cows listening to music at a very high volume, trying not to completely break. Part of me hopes
           the branch I'm on breaks...