Dolphins are not as innocent as you may think. Despite their cute appearance, these cetaceans have been known to gang-r*pe female dolphins, violate and torture baby porpoises and seals, and use beheaded fish as cursed fl***lights. Marine biologists have witnessed a group of dolphins passing around a pufferfish, each taking turns at their own hit of puffer toxins, ascending higher than a MiG-25. Dolphins are psychopaths with good publicity. Well, maaybee not exactly psychopaths, but definitely not child friendly.