Sup? I'm Charles fucking Lee. Call me Charles if you want. 

No one told me to get WattPad, I just did because I felt like it. 

Here's a lil' poem:
Washington sucks,
Hammy does too,
John is an ass and deserves to die.....Too???

I still need to work on that ending. 

Dogs are awesome, other men suck. I'm like, the ONLY cool guy.

I'm a fucking dad apparently. I have twins. FUCKING TWINS. How am I supposed to handle two little shits?

A doctor tried to kill me, but I survived like the awesome person I am.

Who here has survived a deadly earthquake? *raises hand* BAM WHAT!

I'm messy, but look at yourself bitch.

I can cuss you out in English, Greek, Latin, French, Spanish, Italian, and German. Fight me dumbass. 

I'll add more later, but only if I want to, douchebag.