Greeting's,  fellow humans!  I am LaLa and I've been taking residence on your planet for a few short years. I deeply apologize for intruding but I had no other choice but to stay for only a short time. That is, until I have made enough fuel to support me to go home safely.

However, I'm glad  :) I've encountered a remarkable human nutrient that many humans eat on a daily bases; PI-ZZA. It's so delectably wonderful! No longer do I wish to eat my species servings, never more!  With many varieties of food to choose from I'll forever regret leaving your home planet once that time comes.
 
It'll truly be heartbreaking. 

Now, let's move to a different topic that also brings me so much amazement: your literature:) I've seen several humans roam around with a small, rectangular item that their noses' seem to be oddly attached to it. Soon I found out why! They're refer to as BoOks and it forms images in your head as you read! It's both fascinating and strange...

Despite it's weirdness, the few I had read left me with a delightful feeling I've never felt before in a millennia!
The most captivating books you provided me are: The Hunger Games, The Heroes of Olympus, Inkheart, and so many others! I hope to read more is what I wished.

And it came true! 

Though, it was later on that I had made another grand discovery and encountered this mystical area known to be called "Watt-Pad. " With so many to read I glad-ly made an acc-ount  and soon will write a story of my own.  I am glad to meet you, my friends!