Hi! I'm Jake. From State Farm.
Some things you might need to know about me:

What I'm wearing: uhh, cackies? Button down shirt, red sweater...

Will I get with your husband?: I would never. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Btw: The best time to get insurance is at three in the morning. Just pray that your wife won't find you.
(My main account is @_l_____l_)