burning in hell

i havent used this fucking hunk of junk account in years what crack was i smoking throughout middle school

If anyone following me is still FUCKING ALIVE, this is a psa.
           
          I'm awful at posting chapters consistently ik. It's very difficult when school consumes your entire life and your depressive thinking sessions last about an hour and consist of staring at wall. 
          
          Writers block also sucks too  
          
          So yea, I'm alive. Pyshically, not mentally.
          
          K bye33

fURRIES??

Okay so I was at this store in the mall, and we were looking for a bag. I think it was Jansport idk. The girl behind the counter said "so we don't have any bags that are lunchbox size we only have these" and she led us over to the counter which had the tiniest backbacks ever inside. "Which don't even hold my phone." 
          Me: "Geez what would you even put in those?"
          Her: I honestly don't know. I mean why did Miley Cyrus Cary a bag the size of an MnM? We may never know."
          Me: "Honestly nothing would fit in there."
          Her:"Maybe air? You could be the 2017 version of Jack Sparrow. "would you like a bag of dirt?""
          Me: *laughs* "Art Thou want some dirt?" 
          Her: "that's my new Instagram bio give me your name I'll follow you XD"
          Me:"that's honestly the best thing I've ever said."
          We walked out and as we did I heard her say from the back, "art thou want some dirt?" 
          And I never got her Insta  ;-; so if you all ever come across an account with "Art thou want some dirt" as the bio and a blonde girl as the user then notify me. I sHalL fInD hEr. 

ITS RAINING SO MUCH HELP ;-; TO MUCH RAIN AND WIND AND THUNDER I AM NOT OKAY

Heyyyyyyyyyyy so I need some help with a book cover and I was wondering if any of you could help? Message me... Im such a fail XD 

IM WHEEZING I JUST FELL OFF OF MY BED WHILE READING A SERIOUS SCENE IN A BOOK AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

Toasty welcome XDD

HEY MY HUMANS
          
          
          
          
          
          im lonely so can someone message me XD

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