God's recipe for making me includes:
-1 cup of sugar
-1 tsp of salt
- 5 cups of sass
-6 1/2 cups of band obsessions
-6 cups of Hamilton trash
-4 cups of sexual jokes
-3 cups of pure sarcasm
-5 cup of memes
-3 cups of book obsession
-4 cups of dark humor
- 5 cups of love for food
-10 cups of bitchiness
-4 cups of creativity
-50 cups of straight up weird
-3 cups of mental confusion
-4 cups of probable mental illnesses
-like a billion cups of overreacting
- tbsp of shortness
Use this exact recipe if you want to make your very own moi
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