the steps of me having a crush:
1. gain the crush
2. tell my friends about them
3. tell my friends A LOT about them
4. stare at them everytime i see them
5. look them up on every social media platform to learn more
6. look for their parents on facebook to find out stuff about them
7. come up with a plan to talk to them
8. pussy out on the plan
9. come up with an even better plan and actually do it
10. get rejected
and the process just repeats