1-800-New-Dick

Just pierced my eyebrow on a whim and spent fifteen fucking minutes struggling to get the barbell through, this is definitely gonna reject good lord what was I thinking 💔

I NEEEEED more stories with reverseharems except some of the male characters also have a sexual relationship 😩

I’m stretching my septum and was so confused why the 10g wouldn’t go in for like thirty minutes before I realized it was a 8g…biggest dumbass award goes to me apparently 🤦🏽‍♀️

Feeling extra lonely tonight and the only cure would be having two boyfriends that kiss each other 

Just rewatched the perks of being a wallflower and beautiful boy back to back. Might need to be on suicide watch for the next 24 hours.

THEY’RE KILLING ALL THE GAY ICONS, SOMEBODY HOLD ME THEY MIGHT GET ME NEXT 💔

Wattpad get off my dick bro no I don’t wanna use ur fuck ass coins

FAWKK BRO, I HATE STARTING A SERIES AND BINGING FOR HALF THE DAY BUT HAVING TO STOP SO I CAN GO TO BED FOR WORK IN THE MORNING  makes me feel like an alcoholic at a bar who’s had two shots to many and has been cut off by the bartender 

You are fucking hilarious my dude ily

Dropped a book and blocked an author because the casting included William Dafoe, I’ve blocked bitches for less