classy ass bitch

it’s me @-jackdblazer here only reason why ian here is because emily wouldn’t go back home to get my phone this is our conversation. 
          	
          	emily: i’m not going back home
          	
          	me: why not?
          	
          	emily: it’s too far away from buffalo wild wings 
          	
          	me: i’m gonna third wheel 
          	
          	*casual conversation between her and ryan (her friend that moving in with us*
          	
          	5 minutes later i’m silently hoping we go home
          	
          	emily: you can use my phone 
          	
          	me: what the hell am i gonna do on your phone 
          	
          	emily: i have wattpad 
          	
          	me: really?! 
          	
          	she hand me the phone 
          	
          	emily: i never use it 
          	
          	2 minutes later 
          	
          	me: why is your profile picture updated?
          	
          	emily: uh i don’t know... it’s connected to my facebook 
          	
          	me: oh 
          	
          	goes to search sees river dale search 
          	
          	me: ARE YOU TRYING TO READ RIVERDALE SMUT!!!! 
          	
          	emily: HELL YEAH 
          	
          	me: i’m so proud
          	
          	she was joking. 
          	
          	i’m gonna go read some ST cast fan fiction :)
          	
          	sonora