1-800-SIMPSANONYMUS

Manifesting clout after discontinuing my only successful book 

Deku-kun200

Hello umm I’m that new author here and well I just got tested for corona and I’m positive and I’m actually pretty young and I don’t know how I got corona and I’m actually shaking while I was writing this so yeah but if I make it alive  I’ll text back By deku-kun 

Butter_fly_s

Whelp it's time to embarrass myself from behind a screen and your the chosen one for today
          
          Hello my dear friend i have found on the internet
          I have come from hell to say this if you 
          if you don't like it: whatever
          if you do: good
          If you hate me and want nothing to do with me :far enough
          
          but anyways...
          
          *clears thoat*
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you ( i would use a knife or some sort of pointy thing.)
          
          We are true friends
          ( if you don't think so: fair enough) 
          
          We ride together, we die together
          
          If you die i internally die with you.
          
          Now i must return to hell 
          May i advice not to come here the schools are terrible btw
          Now 
          farewell 
          Ta Ta
          and 
          TTFN
          and don't do stupid stuff like i do on a regularly basis

1-800-SIMPSANONYMUS

Are y’all happy that I finally updated my book 
          
          Jk jk jk 
          
          I’m sorry I don’t update the book constantly,
          The reason why is because I never had an actual plot for this book therefore it’s kind of hard to update another chapter, so I’m gonna try and make a plot for the book so I can get it back on track, I also am making 2 other books that have a stable plot for now
          
          I never expected people to read my book so I appreciate you guys ☺️
           
          Thanks everyone,
          DAGAYAVOCADO