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I saw a picture of mufasa with the caption saying "Here is proof cats don't always land on their feet" I was cackling in my boots for like 2 minutes straight then I turned around and said to my friend with a deadpanned expression "I'm kicking the bucket" and she laughed so hard she fell out of her chair AND WE WERE IN THE CAFE OF A BARNS AND NOBLES !!
its concerning how much i enjoyed this book
https://www.wattpad.com/story/245903714
GUYS MY LEG WARMERS CAME IN TODAY AND I'M SO HAPPY OMG THEY LOOK SO CUTE WITH VANS
GUYS SOME DUDE JUST GROWLED AT ME WHEN I GOT OFF THIS BUS AND LIKE I THOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE WENT BY-
GUESS I JUST COULDN'T GIRL BOSS MY WAY THROUGH THAT ONE
ANYONE WANNA GO TO A BOOK STORE AND PICK BOOKS FOR EACH OTHER THAT WE THINK THE OTHER WILL LIKE THEN WE GO ROLLER SKATING AND THRIFTING W ME AND THEN WE GO TO A REALLY COOL PLACE WITH LIKE SNOW CONES AND STUFF?
Nobody:
Me: Am I lesbian?
*literally has a wet dream about fingering a girl who i didn't even know*
Me: nah i'm probably just straight and think i like girls as well
(i honestly forgot abt that dream it was like 7 months ago)
@spencersnotdeadgf i used to think if i remember a dream it was a nightmare until i remember that you can just look up what the dream means on google so thats sometimes fun. OMG I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME(im refering to a dream btw) I APPARENTLY FELL ASLEEP AND I "WOKE UP" BUT JUST LAID THERE AND DIDN'T MOVE OR I COULDNT MOVE I DIDNT TRY ANYWAYS ALL OF A SUDDEN I FEEL SOMEONE ARMS WRAP AROUND MY WAIST AND TUG ME INTO THEIR BACK. AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE LIKE THE FIGHT OR FLIGHT REFLEX YEAH NO MINE IS JUST FREEZE AND MAYBE THEY WILL GO AWAY ANYWAYS APPARENTLY IT WAS A SPIRIT OF ONE OF MY RELATIVES ANYWAYS I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO GET FUCKING KIDNAPPED BC I COULD STILL THINK AND I DIDNT MOVE FOR LITERALLY 5 MINUTES BC I WAS HORRIFIED THAT IF I TURNED AROUND THERE WOULD BE SOMEONE HUGGING MY WAIST (keep in mind i live alone) ABOUT TOO FUCKING MURDER ME (oh its called sleep paralysis) ANYWAYS IM ALIVE (i would gladly let you between my thighs but i would probably feel bad if i suffocate you) (so sorry if any of this doesn't make sense i have little to no attention span and i always forget what i'm thinking and i cant really explain things well)
i hate that i can never remember my dreams but honestly i would let you suffocate me with your thighs (that sounds so creepish)
@spencersnotdeadgf no bc literally i woke up and thought i got high (it was such a weird dream like i don't even know how to explain it) women are literally life like i would let a woman suffocate me with her thighs