Satan

I’m going through hell, may I have a drink with you?

You’re not afraid of being alone. You’re afraid of being home alone and not being alone. 

Here's a question I've been wanting to ask for a while... Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I love things you hate about yourself. 

I made sure George Eacker killed Philip. 

I found this account and now my life is complete and I respect you so much. I love you. For real.

Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses and leads to the decay in ultimate collabs of civilization. Let’s clap along! 

You know, if you don’t sleep in 72 hours, you become clinically insane. 

I want to rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind....and replace them with worse ones. 

You do know god forgives all sins right, or are you just a stupid ass troll?