Walmart Ed Sheeran

Me: Trying to sleep
          
          My dog: oooooowowowowooooooohahshoogrhmmmoughshh

not me getting called a slur on my bus like bro what 

Hot damn it's been a while since I've been on here, I'll probably delete the app or start a new acc ngl

Holy shit y'all I broke up with my boyfriend. Idk what I'm supposed to feel rn, I mostly just wanna throw up tbh. It was for the best tho so I'm not too mad

Ngl, no matter how cringey and depressing I was during 2020, I do kinda miss it. I had just joined creepypasta and was having a blast, I'd stay up till past midnight reading terribly wrote fanfics, I'd have like 10 notifications a day, all from people replying to my comments and us making jokes and theories, bingeing Markiplier and whatever else I could find. It's honestly kind of nostalgic.

NEWEST CHAPTER OF MAID FOR THE PASTAS IS OUT YALL

GUYS I GOT A BOYFRIEND AHHHHH HE'S LITERALLY THE SWAGGIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE

YALL SO I GOT ARCANA AND I AM LITERALLY SO GAY FOR JULIAN LIKE THAT DUDE IS THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

There will never be anything that fills me with more euphoria than country songs sung by women about revenge

hehehhehehehehehheheh 
          
          
          
          
          
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