1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE

i cant even rp why am i here-

1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE

So... I heard that you were a 
          *turns around with holo glasses*
          holosexual? 
          
          (Okay but Nailogical is gr8)

_honeybirds

@1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE *walks in in holo body paint* i heard that you called.
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1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE

 Omg where'd you get those fab holo nails? 
            SEND SOME OVER FOR THE PALADINS
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stormypIanet

@1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE *walks in with holo glasses & nails* you called?
            
            nailogical is the best oml i thought i was alone
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1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE

this message may be offensive 
Lance-y man
          Lance-y man
          Does whatever a dumbass can
          Kiss a man
          Sure why not
          But find somebody, he cannot
          
          Look out here comes Lance-y man

1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE

>:)
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MidnightMocha645

I'm...
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            Crying...
            
            
            WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!?
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DaSpicyBoi

@1-800-TEXAS-KOGAYNE yes. Just yes.
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