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*hysterical laughter*
~Al
1-800-WXNEGLASSES
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It was one time! Just one time, I swear!
~Al, who totally didn't sleep with her husband's mistress (again)
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Can someone PLEASE tell my husband he can't just bring his mistress to family dinners? I swear, he's the reason I drink
~Al
DadzawaIsSleeping
❏ ꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷ ❏ ❜
❝ Most families are broken. But I'll never leave you Kiddo. ❞
αιzαωα ιѕ ωαкιηg υρ. . .
─◌✰್ Feed Pets ⌦ .｡.:๑ ✓
─◌✰್ Make Coffee ⌦ .｡.:๑ ✓
─◌✰್ Wake the kids ⌦ .｡.:*๑ ✗
❝ Looks like some kids are sleeping in. . . ❞
❝ . . . Oh well. Their fault for being late. ❞
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───────ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ʳᵉᵐⁱⁿᵈᵉʳˢ
│ *ೃ˚ ᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ
│ *ೃ˚ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ
│ *ೃ˚ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋ
│ *ೃ˚ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ
─────────ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ⁱⁿqᵘⁱʳᵉ
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❝ Hey, kiddo. Thanks for the follow.
I'm everyone's Dad here on Wattpad.
That means you're adopted.
By me of course.
You may decline if you like, but my offer stands.
But know I'll always be here for you.
No matter what.
I'm always up to RP or just talk.
PM me or drop something on my MB for either.
Have a good day. Even if that's hard, stay strong kid.
You're always going to have a Dad here on Wattpad. ❞
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│ ﹆〻₎ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ
│ ﹆〻₎ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ
│ ﹆〻₎ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ
│ ﹆〻₎ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ɪᴛ
───────────ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰ
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❝ Love you kiddo. ❞
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Whom the fuck took my wine? Give it back now, and I won't be mad. You have 30 minutes then I will tear everything apart and beat you with a shoe
~Al
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*long sip*
Peñïs
~Al
