DAS 🕵🏾‍♀️

Here I am about to ask for recs when:
          1. I have over 400 unfinished stories to read
          2. I haven’t used Wattpad in almost a year (honestly forgot I had it)
          3. I’m currently in a life crisis
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Anyways…..y’all got recommendations :D?

If I didn't know about the party or received an invite last minute, I wasn't meant to be invited. It's not me being petty, it's me being realistic ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

And even after all is said and done, he still buys me lunch for fun ༼༎ຶᴗ༎ຶ༽

Sometimes...I forget I have a Wattpad sometimes ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

My cousin just did a pregnancy scare prank on me ༼༎ຶᴗ༎ຶ༽
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          BÎTCH HAD ME SCARED AND PLANNING BABY NAMES AT THE SAME TIME (/_;)

Don’t mind me, just studying the choreography from Burlesque 
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            /⌒        ⌒)::
           /へ_＿  / /::
          (＿＼＼  ﾐ)/::
               ｜ `-イ::
               /          )::
              /／  ／::
          ／    ／::
          (    く:::
          |＼ ヽ:::

You background on here is hilarious ಥ‿ಥ

Why didn't anyone tell me about tumblr? 
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When everyone start having problems with th person you been had problems with but you were called overdramatic at first: 
          
          
          
          
          OH WHAT A COIWINKYDINK
          ＜￣｀ヽ、                            ／￣＞
                ゝ、      ＼    ／⌒ヽ,ノ     /´
                        ゝ、  `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
                                  >           ,ノ
                              ∠_,,,/´

I learned my lesson to NEVER loose out my hair IN ONLINE CLASS AGAIN (☞ ᐛ )☞