"What up I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never learned how to read" - Josh Kennedy

"I have the power of God and Anime on my side, AaaAaAaaAAhHHhhHhH!!" -unknown (like seriously who knows this kid because he is my spirit animal)

"Put that candy back back, I'm not buying you all that Me**" - Brandon Rogers

"I may look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I still love myself" - Burnt Chicken Nugget

"Road Works Ahead. Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does" - Drew Gooden 
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