Calvin

Teeth

Hey I’m back 

Hey hey how y’all doin ✨

My stomach hurts 

I wanna edit my smexy goose fic cover but I can’t because dis hoe has no storage ✌️

Today I stepped on my grandma’s pee and I got it on my pants so the rest of the day I didn’t wear pants ‍♀️

Fucc it I’m too lazy to write

I’m writing a really aesthetic quirky book be careful don’t cream your pants