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So I’m just watching Stranger Things 2 and I realized, what if Will is actually reality shifting..? I’m not gonna go into detail, but like rewatch season 2 and think about it.... I don’t know maybe I’m dumb or don’t know what I’m talking about but it just popped into my head... And I mean we technically didn’t know what shifting was back then so... 

1-800-i-am-a-simp

So I’m just watching Stranger Things 2 and I realized, what if Will is actually reality shifting..? I’m not gonna go into detail, but like rewatch season 2 and think about it.... I don’t know maybe I’m dumb or don’t know what I’m talking about but it just popped into my head... And I mean we technically didn’t know what shifting was back then so... 

1-800-i-am-a-simp

Yall mind if I spam? No, ok!
          So I guess my fiancé is now my father, and he doesn't know, but he knows I have a 'crush' on him.... how am I in this you might ask?
          
           Well I guess I got adopted into Bellatrix and Voldy's family on TikTok (username down below) But technically I'm getting married to my dads younger self... yeah that still sounds kinda bad....
          
          I should just run away even though I just joined their family... should I? Well the tea or whatever is on my account brown_haired_slytherpuff (stupid I know!)

1-800-i-am-a-simp

Y’all I have never called myself a simp for someone so fast- ok so I’m just watching @halfblood_heir ‘s TikTok live, and I’m like ‘ooo he’s kinda cute’ and then .5 seconds later, I realized I was simping for him- I have a problem.... but it’s cuz he cosplays for Sirius and Severus and he’s cute and I don’t even know him, but I do know he’s 19- and now I’m crying!

1-800-i-am-a-simp

What I find ‘funny’ is how no matter what, I’ll always fall for a guy, get my heart ripped out by them, and still love them... and the cycle starts all over again with another guy.... yeah I need therapy-

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE same luv, and it hurts so damn much
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So I just found out Tom Felton has a girlfriend or sum shit... my heart was totally not ripped out of my chest and is not currently throbbing in pain.... I will be in my room not crying...

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE WAIT HUH? BITCH TELL ME WHO AND ISTG ILL TAKE THE GLOCK OUT-
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

My biggest Flex? I have the same name as Harry’s mother ._.

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE my biggest flex? i have the same b-day as Noah Schnapp, Gwen Stefani, and ASAP Rocky
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

So I took the pottermore quiz again... turns out I’m a Slytherpuff... so that means I’m both dark and light? Cool, cool...

ImTheSugarBowl

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE are you about to start with the “tHrOuGh tHiCk aNd tHiN, I wIlL aLwAyS bE hErE” but also awhhhh you’ll always be mine too
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

@ImTheSugarBowl perfect! This is why I love youuu! Somehow, you’ll always be my bestie<3
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ImTheSugarBowl

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE it also means either way, you'd be a perfect best friend for me cause im a ravenclaw ^u^
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