1-800-i-am-a-simp

So I’m just watching Stranger Things 2 and I realized, what if Will is actually reality shifting..? I’m not gonna go into detail, but like rewatch season 2 and think about it.... I don’t know maybe I’m dumb or don’t know what I’m talking about but it just popped into my head... And I mean we technically didn’t know what shifting was back then so... 

1-800-i-am-a-simp

So I’m just watching Stranger Things 2 and I realized, what if Will is actually reality shifting..? I’m not gonna go into detail, but like rewatch season 2 and think about it.... I don’t know maybe I’m dumb or don’t know what I’m talking about but it just popped into my head... And I mean we technically didn’t know what shifting was back then so... 

1-800-i-am-a-simp

Also if i have to call off the wedding, which I hope I don't, but if I do, if I marry Remus or Sirius, is that incest? And if it is, do you think Neville, Harry, Ron, or George (because Fred's dead, don't worry I'm already crying about it) would mind who my parents are?

1-800-i-am-a-simp

Yall mind if I spam? No, ok!
          So I guess my fiancé is now my father, and he doesn't know, but he knows I have a 'crush' on him.... how am I in this you might ask?
          
           Well I guess I got adopted into Bellatrix and Voldy's family on TikTok (username down below) But technically I'm getting married to my dads younger self... yeah that still sounds kinda bad....
          
          I should just run away even though I just joined their family... should I? Well the tea or whatever is on my account brown_haired_slytherpuff (stupid I know!)

1-800-i-am-a-simp

Y’all I have never called myself a simp for someone so fast- ok so I’m just watching @halfblood_heir ‘s TikTok live, and I’m like ‘ooo he’s kinda cute’ and then .5 seconds later, I realized I was simping for him- I have a problem.... but it’s cuz he cosplays for Sirius and Severus and he’s cute and I don’t even know him, but I do know he’s 19- and now I’m crying!

1-800-i-am-a-simp

What I find ‘funny’ is how no matter what, I’ll always fall for a guy, get my heart ripped out by them, and still love them... and the cycle starts all over again with another guy.... yeah I need therapy-

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE same luv, and it hurts so damn much
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

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So I just found out Tom Felton has a girlfriend or sum shit... my heart was totally not ripped out of my chest and is not currently throbbing in pain.... I will be in my room not crying...

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE WAIT HUH? BITCH TELL ME WHO AND ISTG ILL TAKE THE GLOCK OUT-
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

My biggest Flex? I have the same name as Harry’s mother ._.

okapicoffee

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE my biggest flex? i have the same b-day as Noah Schnapp, Gwen Stefani, and ASAP Rocky
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

@Dakota-Weasley I- oop- now I feel bad...
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

So I took the pottermore quiz again... turns out I’m a Slytherpuff... so that means I’m both dark and light? Cool, cool...

ImTheSugarBowl

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE are you about to start with the “tHrOuGh tHiCk aNd tHiN, I wIlL aLwAyS bE hErE” but also awhhhh you’ll always be mine too
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1-800-i-am-a-simp

@ImTheSugarBowl perfect! This is why I love youuu! Somehow, you’ll always be my bestie<3
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ImTheSugarBowl

@1-800-i-Am-iN-lOvE it also means either way, you'd be a perfect best friend for me cause im a ravenclaw ^u^
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