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update!! 
          	hey guys, i got made an alternate captain for my high school hockey team!! i haven't even been playing hockey for a year. i picked it up this past september and i've gained a lot of recognition from coach. 
          	to clear things up, i'm one of 6 "alternate captains" on my team. coach decided not to have an actual captain on our team, because he fears that the only person who's worthy of the C will abuse the role (and think he's better than everyone else...). 
          	USA hockey also has a rule (don't quote me on this) but you can only have a certain amount of alternate captains on the team, i'm pretty sure 3 is the limit. but there's 6 of us. so coach decided to give us helmet stickers/patches that'll signify our leadership. 
          	anyways, i'm super thrilled about this. i JUST started playing hockey. mind you, most of the players on my high school team are boys. i'm one of the few girls on my team, i haven't even played a FULL season of hockey yet. 
          	and it's crazy to think that i've been made an "alternate captain" over the boys who've been playing hockey since they were 3-5 years old. mind you, we also have some canadians on our team.
          	and the other five of my teammates who've been made alt captains with me-- have been playing hockey for YEARS. i literally just started as a teenager.

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update!! 
          hey guys, i got made an alternate captain for my high school hockey team!! i haven't even been playing hockey for a year. i picked it up this past september and i've gained a lot of recognition from coach. 
          to clear things up, i'm one of 6 "alternate captains" on my team. coach decided not to have an actual captain on our team, because he fears that the only person who's worthy of the C will abuse the role (and think he's better than everyone else...). 
          USA hockey also has a rule (don't quote me on this) but you can only have a certain amount of alternate captains on the team, i'm pretty sure 3 is the limit. but there's 6 of us. so coach decided to give us helmet stickers/patches that'll signify our leadership. 
          anyways, i'm super thrilled about this. i JUST started playing hockey. mind you, most of the players on my high school team are boys. i'm one of the few girls on my team, i haven't even played a FULL season of hockey yet. 
          and it's crazy to think that i've been made an "alternate captain" over the boys who've been playing hockey since they were 3-5 years old. mind you, we also have some canadians on our team.
          and the other five of my teammates who've been made alt captains with me-- have been playing hockey for YEARS. i literally just started as a teenager.

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quinn hughes being traded to the minnesota wild was NOT on my bingo card this year. i knew he was gonna get traded, but i've not heard quinn hughes and minnesota in the same sentence AT ALL.
          
          i thought we were for sure gonna get brock boeser, but QUINN FUCKING HUGHES??? HELLO?? this is brad marchand and the panthers all over again. and don't even get me started on the fact that the pens now have stuart skinner... 
          
          i'm absolutely heartbroken that rossi and buium were traded. this might be a hot take, but i feel like vancouver easily won the trade. yes, with the wild acquiring quinn hughes, that full well makes us instant cup contenders and he'll not only be a solid fucking defensman, but he'll also help generate some offensive shit for the wild. BUT at the same time, quinn just turned 26. give him a few years and we'll see where everything heads (if he does decide to stay in minnesota. of course nothing is guaranteed because he hasn't even signed with the wild, YET.) 
          
          and i'm gonna mention the fact that the canucks have gotten liam ohgren, marco rossi, zeev buium, and a first round pick of the 2026 draft; all of these guys are young as hell. i know ohgren doesn't even really put up points-- but there's still a ton of potential and home for him as he's only 21. two, zeev buium is a pretty damn good rookie. again, doesn't put up points but let's mention the fact that this guy was a hobey baker finalist in his NCAA years and he's also won a championship with the university of denver. 
          marco fucking rossi; this guy is truly fucking amazing. it actually hurts to see him get traded. again, SUCH a young guy, so much fucking potential-- AND he puts up points? if we held on to him just for a few more seasons, we definitely could have expected him to reach 100+ points. 
          
          overall, the past 24 hours have been hella fucking chaotic as a minnesota wild and pittsburgh penguins fan. very bittersweet, but we'll see where all of this goes.

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it's been a hot 2 months. damn. time really flies by. 
          
          so much shit happened. like BAD drama on my hockey team. the captain of my team, charlie, has beef with this guy he got super close with (as friends) and i'm pretty sure they hate each other now. i also confessed my feelings to charlie and he rejected me (kindly) but he kept flirting with me afterwards-- then told me he was moving to NEW YORK so things wouldn't work out. he then got a gf less than a day later.. 
          
          i haven't even been on the ice in a solid month because i got grounded :/// but the season just ended a few days ago.. soo.. yeah. anyways, this rookie season was pretty crap tbh
          the first two months of the season were pretty fun and enjoyable, the last 2 absolutely sucked so bad because of drama and i didn't get too much ice time since i was grounded :(

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THANK YOUU ML <333 the next season starts back up in early jan because we take a break for the holiday. i'm just trying to have a better routine and train hard af so i can come back stronger than before :) buttt i have a feeling this upcoming season is going to be better, i can feel it. charlie might be moving away, and a few other kids on my team that i'm not too fond of won't be playing. (one, they're either moving away for college/military, and two, some people take turns playing roller and ice every other season.)
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ekkie14

@1-800-kaprizov ohh babes i’m so sorry you’ve been having a rough time :( i’m manifesting the hardest off-season ever for you, gonna go back next season and be named captain (in place of ch*rlie) because you’re sooo good
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so forget the last announcement, pretty sure i was ovulating and bored. but i think i might like my captain, on my hockey team..

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@ekkie14 thank you pooks! <3
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ekkie14

@1-800-kaprizov ahhh he sounds so pretty, i hope you get your man!!! <3
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@ekkie14 soo his name is charlie, and i found out that he's the same age as me! he's sooo fine. like he's a little taller than me, long blond hockey hair (like aim for foligno but longer.) and he has these lovely brown eyes.
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hey, rizzo! mac. what's going on here? OC's got a little unfinished business over there. not for long i don't. easy big guy. y'know, i dunno how you two can sit in the same room with that clown. hey, what'd i tell ya, man? *let it go.* mclanahan? you're not still going on about the '76 playoffs, are ya? oh, come on, OC, that was like, three years ago. you know what, coxy? lemme ask ya a question. why'd ya wanna play college hawkey? isn't it obvious? for the- for the girls. i'm serious, coxy, why'd ya wanna play college hockey? because i love to play hockey, alright, i-i wanna go to the NHL just like everybody does. well, i wanted to win a national championship. and that pansy over there cheapshots me. i get tossed outta the game, and he steals the ring right off my finga. how would you feel? everyone was throwin' cheapshots that night. you know, rizzo, it's funny ya say that. 'cause i was just wondering what side you're on. i'm on your side! y'know it really seems that way. just relax, okay? jeez. i'm not doing this right now, i'm outta here. where ya goin'? to my room, is that alright with you- motha? just let him go. no wonder that guy gets so many penalty minutes, huh? he gets a little carried away sometimes.

ekkie14

@1-800-kaprizov miracle my loveee
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