1-800-kaprizov

dumb take: 
          	billie joe armstrong looks like ben stiller 
          	and i think he's so handsome. eyeliner on men makes them so fine

ekkie14

@1-800-kaprizov i love ben stiller so fuckin much
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1-800-kaprizov

so forget the last announcement, pretty sure i was ovulating and bored. but i think i might like my captain, on my hockey team..

ekkie14

@1-800-kaprizov ahhh he sounds so pretty, i hope you get your man!!! <3
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1-800-kaprizov

@ekkie14 soo his name is charlie, and i found out that he's the same age as me! he's sooo fine. like he's a little taller than me, long blond hockey hair (like aim for foligno but longer.) and he has these lovely brown eyes.
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1-800-kaprizov

hey, rizzo! mac. what's going on here? OC's got a little unfinished business over there. not for long i don't. easy big guy. y'know, i dunno how you two can sit in the same room with that clown. hey, what'd i tell ya, man? *let it go.* mclanahan? you're not still going on about the '76 playoffs, are ya? oh, come on, OC, that was like, three years ago. you know what, coxy? lemme ask ya a question. why'd ya wanna play college hawkey? isn't it obvious? for the- for the girls. i'm serious, coxy, why'd ya wanna play college hockey? because i love to play hockey, alright, i-i wanna go to the NHL just like everybody does. well, i wanted to win a national championship. and that pansy over there cheapshots me. i get tossed outta the game, and he steals the ring right off my finga. how would you feel? everyone was throwin' cheapshots that night. you know, rizzo, it's funny ya say that. 'cause i was just wondering what side you're on. i'm on your side! y'know it really seems that way. just relax, okay? jeez. i'm not doing this right now, i'm outta here. where ya goin'? to my room, is that alright with you- motha? just let him go. no wonder that guy gets so many penalty minutes, huh? he gets a little carried away sometimes.

1-800-kaprizov

CRAP it's been a century (or feels like it) since i've been on here. 
          
          so why not celebrate with an updated hockey/life check?
          
          1. i got lots of new hockey jerseys (i have about 7-8 now, i think) one vintage gophers jersey form the 90's, a white pen state jersey, and a brady tkachuk 4 nations one. (i REALLY want a minnesota frost taylor heise jersey or a faber home jersey.) 
          
          2. i'm OFFICIALLY playing hockey!
          
          3. i may have a REAL life crush instead of 30 year old NHL players 
          
          4. i'm still a wild & pens fan 
          
          5. newest player obsession is connor dewar, my last one was brock faber. (the man lives RENT FREE in my head 24/7) 
          
          these are the main things that are kinda going on in my life rn. also, i'm thinking about making a book dedicated to random life updates- just so it's easier to see my updates all in one place instead of having to scroll down.. and all that crap 
          
          <3

1-800-kaprizov

@ekkie14 i've heard SO much about him, all of my friends are obsessed with him!!
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ekkie14

the connor dewar obsession is so real, my current player fixation is juraj slafkovsky !!
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