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Oh. 

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          There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
          He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
          Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
          But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
          
          He could preach the bible like a preacher
          Full of ecstasy and fire
          But he also was the kind of teacher
          Women would desire
          
          There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
          He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
          Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
          But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
          
          He could preach the bible like a preacher
          Full of ecstasy and fire
          But he also was the kind of teacher
          Women would desire
          
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Lover of the Russian queen
          There was a cat that really was gone
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Russia's greatest love machine
          It was a shame how he carried on
          
          He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
          But the kasatschok he danced really wunderbar
          In all affairs of state, he was the man to please
          But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
          
          For the queen, he was no wheeler dealer
          Though she'd heard the things he'd done
          She believed he was a holy healer
          Who would heal her son
          
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Lover of the Russian queen
          There was a cat that really was gone
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Russia's greatest love machine
          It was a shame how he carried on
          
          "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
          But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please."
          No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
          Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
          
          Then one night some men of higher standing
          Set a trap, they're not to blame
          "Come to visit us," they kept demanding
          And he really came
          
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Lover of the Russian queen
          They put some poison into his wine
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Russia's greatest love machine
          He drank it all and he said "I feel fine."
          
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Lover of the Russian queen
          They didn't quit, they wanted his head
          Ra Ra Rasputin
          Russia's greatest love machine
          And so they shot him till he was dead

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Other people: *listening to drivers license and what not*
          
          Me: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN-

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@1-800-noyou it's funny because at this time I would've also been listening to drivers license 
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@illfuckyourmom 
            There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
            He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
            Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
            But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
            
            He could preach the bible like a preacher
            Full of ecstasy and fire
            But he also was the kind of teacher
            Women would desire
            
            There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
            He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
            Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
            But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
            
            He could preach the bible like a preacher
            Full of ecstasy and fire
            But he also was the kind of teacher
            Women would desire
            
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Lover of the Russian queen
            There was a cat that really was gone
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Russia's greatest love machine
            It was a shame how he carried on
            
            He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
            But the kasatschok he danced really wunderbar
            In all affairs of state, he was the man to please
            But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
            
            For the queen, he was no wheeler dealer
            Though she'd heard the things he'd done
            She believed he was a holy healer
            Who would heal her son
            
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Lover of the Russian queen
            There was a cat that really was gone
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Russia's greatest love machine
            It was a shame how he carried on
            
            "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
            But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please."
            No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
            Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
            
            Then one night some men of higher standing
            Set a trap, they're not to blame
            "Come to visit us," they kept demanding
            And he really came
            
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Lover of the Russian queen
            They put some poison into his wine
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Russia's greatest love machine
            He drank it all and he said "I feel fine."
            
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Lover of the Russian queen
            They didn't quit, they wanted his head
            Ra Ra Rasputin
            Russia's greatest love machine
            And so they shot him till he was dead
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