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Ain’t no way I just stumbled on a creepypasta fic where Jeff is 23 and y/n is 16 hellooo? And the author said “because I’m 16 so Jeff is a pedo and a perv but he’s a murderer so that’s the least of his worries” manneee stfu and go to archive or sum ew 

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@HoffmannCOM I forgot wattpad doesn’t do emoji so crying laughing rn fr
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Ain’t no way I just stumbled on a creepypasta fic where Jeff is 23 and y/n is 16 hellooo? And the author said “because I’m 16 so Jeff is a pedo and a perv but he’s a murderer so that’s the least of his worries” manneee stfu and go to archive or sum ew 

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@HoffmannCOM I forgot wattpad doesn’t do emoji so crying laughing rn fr
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"You want your receipt?"
          "No, you speak Spanish?"
          "No not really."
          "Gracias puta."
          "Uh, what's that mean?"
          "I'm not an expert or anything but I think he just called you gorgeous."
          "Oh, thank you!"

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@WaterDragonFlanger I mean ig it has different meanings?- 
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@WaterDragonFlanger I don't understand how I'm getting emails of your replies but not actual notifications-
            And I thought it meant bitch
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