"Wʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ɪs Bᴜᴄᴋʏ?"

it's valentine's day and guess who, again, is lonely? YES YOU GUESSED RIGHT IT'S ME
          
          but for those eho have a valentine: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

okay right before I die I'm gonna swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting. who's coming with me?

Happy New years eye! 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! I<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES! FIR THOSE WHO DONT: HAPPY HOLIDAYSSSS!

I spontaneously decided to call my followers "nuggets"
          y'all okay with dat?

To all the people who love Dylan O'Brien as much as I do:
          I published the first chapter to my Dave Hodgman fanfic, I would appreciate every single read <3

Okay I can't be the only one:
          When I hit my elbow on something WHY DOES MY WHOLE MF ARM TINGLING??? SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLS?

I should be sleeping right now.....
          yet I am here.....
          reading fanfics.....

THAT ONE KID in school: 
          teacher: Okay, class dismissed
          THE kid: Sir/ Maam, you forgot to give us homework
          ...
          I am not even going to SAY ANYTHING