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//uh here, have an rp starter//
          	//takes place in 1800//
          	
          	Bart sat outside, wearing a crown of flowers, and looking mad about it. He wasn't wearing it voluntarily, oh no, his older half brother just forced him to.

Char-exists

@1-8OO-DADDYISSUES 
          	  
          	  Lucie skipped over and sat next to him. "Why are you so mad?" She asked in usual cheerful tone.
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NifflersandNargles

@1-8OO-DADDYISSUES She walked you the kitchen “oi! Laverna! Kid outside, he gets anything off the menu onto my bill, hurry up!” She shouted and a girl with ginger hair walked out the kitchen “we need one beer, one wine and two orders of salad!”
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@urpalepotato 
          	  He watched her go, sighing with relief. /That was a close one./ When she returned and spoke again, he nodded and found a seat. "Thank you, Madame," he mumbled.
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1-8OO-DADDYISSUES

//uh here, have an rp starter//
          //takes place in 1800//
          
          Bart sat outside, wearing a crown of flowers, and looking mad about it. He wasn't wearing it voluntarily, oh no, his older half brother just forced him to.

Char-exists

@1-8OO-DADDYISSUES 
            
            Lucie skipped over and sat next to him. "Why are you so mad?" She asked in usual cheerful tone.
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NifflersandNargles

@1-8OO-DADDYISSUES She walked you the kitchen “oi! Laverna! Kid outside, he gets anything off the menu onto my bill, hurry up!” She shouted and a girl with ginger hair walked out the kitchen “we need one beer, one wine and two orders of salad!”
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@urpalepotato 
            He watched her go, sighing with relief. /That was a close one./ When she returned and spoke again, he nodded and found a seat. "Thank you, Madame," he mumbled.
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*hides in the dryer* 
          They'll never find me here!
          
          ~Bart

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@Jazzys-Here-Sorta 
            B)
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@Jazzys-Here-Sorta 
            Because the dryer's more fun
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@Jazzys-Here-Sorta 
            Why what?
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Shhhhh don't tell Angel I'm here (this is Effie btw) 
          Okay headcanon that Bart does drag
          That's it
          That's all
          Okay bai- 
          
          -Effie

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Okay FINE I'll go
            But not before doing something
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Bitch
            He hates me
            And is your boyfriend
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No
            I will pay Chase to fuck you in the ass of you don't stop telling me what to do
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//*casually drops an rp starter*//
          Bart walked around, looking pissed. Yes, he always looked pissed, but that's beside the point.

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@Char-exists 
            
            He shrugged. "Go ahead."
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@Char-exists 
            
            He shrugged. "Go ahead."
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Char-exists

@1-8OO-DADDYISSUES 
            
            "I see. Would you like me to gouge his eyes out?" Yvette asked casually.
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este mensaje puede ser ofensivo 
*lip smack* 
           ❝Fuck.❞
          
          ~Bart

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@-LostJefferchild- 
             ❝The fuck is that-?❞
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@-LostJefferchild- 
             ❝Fuck.❞
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Char-exists

(whatever Bart would reply with) (I'm gonna  do a lot  more of these)
          
          Hi gorgeous, how are you?
          
          you're grounded? Did your father ground you?
          
          Oh my god, what did he ground you for?
          
          Are you serious? That's ridiculous oh my god. Give me my phone, I'm calling him.
          
          Hello?
          
          Why would you ground him for such a ridiculous thing? Do you even understand that he's a teenager and he deserves privacy?
          
          You're literally my brother, I understand that you used to do the exact same when we were younger. If you don't unground him, I'm gonna tell him what you did back in high school when you almost got arrested. Yeah, he did almost get arrested.
          
          Oh, he's ungrounded now? Great, I'm gonna go tell him! Have a great day, I miss you so much! *kiss kiss*
          
          Alright, that's how it's done honey. That's what we call blackmail you should look it up it's a great word to know!

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@Char-exists 
            
            Hey Aunt Yvette. I'm dead inside and grounded yet again, so that's cool, I guess
            
            Grounded. Who else would ground me?
            
            I told him to fuck off when he asked where my mom was
            
            I'm serious. I know, right? Oh, here.
            
            He almost got arrested? Please tell me the story
            
            God, you're my favorite aunt. Love you Auntie
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