Greetings. Call me Max, please!

First off: I will care about you, I will love you, I will protect you to the ends of the earth, but the moment I hear about you bullying someone, we have a problem.
This is a safe place. If you're going to poison it, you're not welcome.

I am not often reading or commenting, but I'm still chilling here!

I want to be someone's editor!
Private message me with what you want me to do, and I will help out as best I can. I excel at spelling and grammar for the English language, and I find editing unpublished works very enjoyable. I like to help people, so I thought this would be a fun activity for me.
I have an expansive vocabulary, at college level or higher. I know a lot of words, I'm a living thesaurus! I like to reread works and think about how a certain word would better describe an atmosphere.
Please send me a direct message, and I will get back to you ASAP! I don't need any retribution for my services, but some credit would be appreciated.
As a bonus, I am adept at speaking French!

Hope your day is as enjoyable as you are.