Meep

Every time I open this website it feels like I'm getting shot

hi! how are you doing? i just remembered i have wattpad (lmao) and was wondering based on your newest story if you have tumblr? (in the description, it says that the story is what your ask blog was supposed to be). no worries if not, thats just where i am most of the time :]

Update: The hyperfixation on spider people is still here, with an addition of plant guys (pikmin)

I got my dashing good looks from my mom and my hyperfixation on spider people from my dad

Being semi-verbal is funny because I all of a sudden can't grammar. 
          Also why are hotel bathrooms so loud I just wanna do my business is peace why must the door creak and toilet scream at 2 am. I step in the floor and just hear AAAAAAAAAAKAJSKDKKSJ from the room. W h y
          
          Also my wifi is gone lmao

If I have to live through one more historical event I'm going to kill god and if they don't exist I'll become one.
          
          Anyways good morning/night my homiesss
          (I can't fugging sleep TT)

My standards were raised too high for wattpad nooooooo
          man i just wanna read gay people

Ao3 is down. My life is slowly leaking from my soul, as I question how my sanity could so quickly fade from a site being down.
          My limbs are heavy and my mind is numb. Is this some cruel punishment from god? Are my sins truly worth this? Is the breeze on my face and the tear in my soul not enough, or is Ao3 truly a mercy? Surely if this was a punishment it would be worse?

One time I was excused from pe and allowed to use my phone so I could sell girlscout cookies to the coach and it'll forever be my greatest achievement in life

I looked in the mirror today and my eyes were such a light blue they looked white (they're normally grey or a darker blue)
          I think that's the weirdest reason I've had to be scare of looking in the mirror