I am Beyonce.

Is that blasphemy?

No, but that is ;]

Call me Izzy Rae

But that's not my real name

A secret identity is just too much fun

I feel like that could be a great stripper name...

Or porn star

Anyways

I'm 16. I find myself in awkward situations about 99.9% of the time. That .1% is when I'm alone in my dark room wrapped in a blanket cocoon with a bowl of leftover pasta, a pile of untouched homework as a footrest, and every electronic device I own on my lap- which is usually 95% of my life.

Try to make sense of that.

Buttsex.

Let's not bring Larry into this.

Oops.

I'm a hardcore Harry girl. But I ship Larry like it's my job. But I support Elounor because it's right. And I want Niall to pin me down and

Is that legal? Like wtf.

Professional model, singer, dancer, and pathological liar.

But I do write.

So read my stuff?

This is going to sound pretty crazy...but if you... ya know...follow me...I'll...ya know...follow you back..... :O

Todaloo Mutha Fuckas

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