1234morris
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LOVE POEMS COLLECTION OUT
Only 2 years late ;)
MisfitBanana
1234 Morris I am full of love for you
(I will message you on Facebook exclusively)
MisfitBanana
Banana stared longingly at 1234Morris’ sable orbs. They gleamed in the moonlight, like expensive crystals in 周大福 that undergo total internal reflection.
“1234 Morris sama, I am your biggest fan!”
1234Morris flipped her dark shawls of hair. “Get lost.”
Banana gasped. Her heart clenched. “No… but… I love you!”
Little did she know, 1234Morris was an INTJ bad boy archetype and wouldn’t warm up to her until chapter 34, when she finally broke the edgy facade with a series of unfunny jokes, co-incidental events and kabedons. And also running to school late with a loaf of bread in her mouth and colliding into senpai every day for whatever reason
Oh, and did I mention 1234Morris is a tsundere?
“No! Senpai! Love me please!”
Senpai rolled her eyes and scoffed. “I have no time for people like you.”
And so banana was left alone. Alone with the moonlight. Alone with her falling tears.
Alone with the deafening silence.
1234morris
@MisfitBanana book 5 is a test of my patience and I'm bored enough to actually do chemistry instead
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1234morris
@MisfitBanana DiTzY??? Aww I wanna be L or at least Light God of the New World cuz the world would be dark without light ಠಗಠ
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1234morris
I wrote stuff :)
But it ain’t got nothing to do with osmoregulation :(((
It’ll come up some day :)
MisfitBanana
ichi ni san shi Morris sama I am procrastinating on chemistry so I have come to your page only to see that you've written nothing?? Blasphemy! Blasphemy! How dare you not show your writing talents to the world?? I'd like to speak to your manager!
1234morris
@MisfitBanana uno dos tres cuatro banana chica I am procrastinating on physics so I saw your message and you have written nada new on tu página? (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)
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MisfitBanana
Zuo Zuo si ge lao po po
Ngo ge yun sung ho hum ho
ni zhi wo zai sie se mo
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
1234morris
@MisfitBanana I 觸景傷情 only because I’m a ✨poet✨ I know I am very ✨blessed✨ because mother Mary loves me ❤️❤️ (Pray with me, non-believer the banana!!!)
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MisfitBanana
OMG!!! 1234Morris sama!! You’re my favourite person to ever roam this earth!!!! You’re so smart and cute and funny!!! I’m your BIGGEST fan!!!!
So I say I love you
只有愛恆久不枯
生活在劫難裡
心靈從未給沾污
天給我貧病困苦
笑著去吃苦
沒怨恨誰人可惡
So I say I love you
花半秒唇齒功夫
使淡靜歲月變豐富
即使要蒙著我嘴 我亦可高呼
全憑愛令我堅持 還有你悉心照顧
MisfitBanana
@1234morris tsk tsk tsk Mars?? I’m no Martian plebeian! I am not from one planet I am essence itself
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1234morris
@MisfitBanana and where are you form? Mars? (Ofc haruna chan is Martian cuz she's tan inteligente!!! (does that even make sense?))
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