"It's kind of blurry"
"That's better"
"Question. What kind of bear is best?"
"That's a ridiculous question."
"False. Black bear."
"That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought."
"Fact: Bears eat beets."
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
"Bears do not- What is going on? What are you doing?"
"You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you."
"IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
"MICHAEL!"
"Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!"