Marcy Wu 2.0

Guys! If you know those four shots you have to get, yeah, I'm allergic to them! So I'm either going to skip a doctor's visit or am going to wallow in pain for the next month! Hooray!!

The video: if you put five or more fingers down, you are the idiot of the friend group!
          
          Me who put 10 fingers down: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-

hello ow was your play today :D

*kicks the door open* HERE YA GO *throws a gift at lunar*  AND ENZO"S SAYS THANK YOU BYEEEE *runs off*

Me: did you just throw the emotional support pickle?!
          My dad: shut up!
          Me: pkay. *goes back to making a chapter for "tfbbavata"

A thunder storm is happening and my family is in side watching a show, like in the movies, while I'm outside, getting drenched by the rain and watching for lighting,
          There is a lot of thunder and lightning

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

Everyone else in the world: wears earrings normally 
          
          Me: wears my earrings mismatch

EVRYONE WHO KNOWS THE OWL HOUSE!! Today is the second year anniversary of Lumity becoming cannon, 
          
          
          July/30/ 2023 at 11:13pm

MY DOG BURNED ME!!
          
          
          Let me explain, I was heating up a tv dinner (because I'm cool ) and my dog snuck up behind me when I was taking it out and my dog scared me so bad causing half of my dinner to spill over my right hand and wrist and now I can barely tho or eat dinner and I'm burned. 
          
          After I called my dog "Menace, all caps" that's what I actually said and my mom heard me from the living room and said " I agree" 
          
           I'm in pain. Help