I am a living being. I have cells. I also have a human body. My parents have named me, and I have an age. I also have a personality.  It consists of: 
I like dogs. 
I like books.
I like rocket science. 
I lik- oh god, I am just now realizing that this thing has a word count. Please, do not be required. Pretty please. 
I like the cold, and fall. 
My favorite foods are apple and pumpkin. 
I do not know what more to put here, but I still have 1,500 words to go. (assuming the word count is required.) 
I am obviously new here. 
Want to here a joke? Okay here goes:
If a tree changes it's quantum state in the middle of the forest and no one is around to observe it did it really happen? 
It's funny, yes? 
My favorite subjects are Math and Science. (could you guess?) 
I speak three different languages, but am hoping to learn my fourth, fifth, and sixth in the coming years. 
Okay, that is all the information I am able to provide at this time. Goodbye.