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My girlfriend can so scary yet adorable at times.
Like yesterday, let me tell you.
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I was playing games in the afternoon and my gf knocked on my door. "Yeah?" I yelled out without taking my eyes off the monitor.
She opened the door slightly and poked her head in. "Babe, can I borrow you a hundred bucks?" She said and I paused my game.
I turned around and gave her a confused smile. "Sorry you what?" I asked again.
Then she gave me this adorable smile. "I need a hundred."
I got up and she entered my room. "Bitch I love you and all but I just gave a hundred last week and besides I only got eighty on me right now." She held out her hand and gave me her puppy eyes. "No! I'm about to go out with [Redacted] in an hour."
Then with the most terrifyingly innocent smile, she walks out my room backwards and slowly closes the door. "You sleeping in the living room tonight." She says and closes the door shut.
"Shit." And so that night, (it was midnight I think) I was laying down on the sofa playing GFL when she scared the fuck out of me and suddenly slid beside me. "I thought you was mad?" I asked.
She covered her head with her blanket and hugged my arm. "It's too scary in your room... besides I never said you be sleeping in the living room alone did I?" She said and I just laughed. "Shut up and go to sleep." I kept laughing as I hugged her back and she pinched my arm.
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To me, that was fucking adorable. If it's not to you, then fuck you I guess.
XD