Still within the throes of youth, Jordana spends her days fighting villains, directing submarines, and researching suspicious pareidolia in Chinese thrift shops. Many of her colleagues offer their testimony of  her outstanding courage, bewildering physical strength, and cool shoes.

Her daily routine varies hour to hour. Her watch tells what time it won’t be, instead of what it will be. Or rather, what it is now. Her past employment includes, fisherman, glassblower, general in the U.S army, pharmacist at Walgreens, and wizard. Her favorite food is honey and her favorite show is "Untitled, We’ll Think of A Name Later". Currently she is overseas, helping her sick elderly mother get through the last couple of stages, and reach the other side.

As of now, her mother is trapped in a theater. She wants to get out, and to the other side.

Jordana handwrites her stories to a cousin in Romania, who in turn, posts them online for you. She sends her love, and so does her mother, and they say they’ll send you a playbill.