15secondsofnarrator

I won't be able to use the phone at all because I dropped it and now it has cracks, 

SimpbursCoochie

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@15secondsofnarrator 
          	  // fuck.
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15secondsofnarrator

Am I the only one aware that sad-ist's "stanley" and "narrator" isn't stanley and narrator and just heavily inspired by them? /gen

15secondsofnarrator

@15secondsofnarrator sad-ist said it in the description of yellow zone and blank decay :cry:
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SimpbursCoochie

//ILY BECAUSE OF TSP MARRY ME PLATONICALLY PLEASEEE I CAN BE YOUR NARRATOR

SimpbursCoochie

@StanleysWastedStory 
            // woah.  So basically tspd (tspd goes terribly wrong..) okay !! (I doubt id stop being friends with you)
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15secondsofnarrator

@SimpbursCoochie (but once you know me personally I doubt you'd wanna be friends anymore, lets play a demo of our friendship and see how it goes) 
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SimpbursCoochie

@StanleysWastedStory 
            // SO.. I CAN BE YOUR STANLEY? LETS GOOOO!! YOUR MY FRIEND NOW
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15secondsofnarrator

THERE'S THIS GAME I WATCHED SOMEONE PLAY A FEW YEARS AGO AND I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE GAME NAME:
          
          THE GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION WAS LIKE SUPERLIMINALS/THE STANLEY PARABLES BUT IT WASN'T. THE PLOT WAS: You play as a person who is in a Forest who sees a light so you go to it then pass out then at the end you wake up in a dark room at a office desk then walk infront of it and press a off button or a lever

15secondsofnarrator

Start by stating and spelling your name. Next, provide a brief synopsis of the joke, including the specific times at which the recipient of the joke will laugh. And then spell out your name a second time. With these steps complete, it's time to begin the humor.
          Speak the entire joke in no more than eighteen seconds, and no less than thirteen and a half, pausing only for bathroom breaks when necessary. When the joke has concluded, it is customary to inform your listener that the joke is over by declaring in your loudest possible voice, "I'm doney with the funny!"