I just wrote a short story:
Me and Lydia-Hannah jiggled into the classroom.'Don! Downton! Why are you late?' shouted Mrs. O'Rielly 'Because Becky forgot the Aubergine for the Textiles lesson.' said Lydia-Hannah. 'No!' I said, 'It's because Lydia-Hannah's Platypus got stuck up the Giraffe!' 'Well, I don't believe you.' said Mrs. O'Rielly, 'You both have to do Seventeen months detention!'