1800-choke-dat-h0

guys don’t drink 3+ month old vodka that’s been sitting on the counter ever since it got here. Shit is like liquified ear wax. Anyways happy new years loves 

I miss my E-hoes mane

I swear ears have g-spots. I was just cleaning my ears and hit a certain spot that literally made my eyes roll back. 

So after being dead for months I’ve decided to return. And I wrote a “book” I guess you could call it. Anyways hi babes

My favorite memory is when a group of girls told me this white girl said the n-word and that I should beat her up. As soon as I go sit back down after hearing what they said she comes over to me and starts saying stuff like “oh I’d never say that I’m not racist” but the thing that REALLY stuck out to me was when she looked me dead in my eyes and said “I stand with Black Lives” TEARS AND ALL. It was truly giving “I feel your pain too” dead asl.

I ain’t seem one damn Black History Month post today so here’s mine. Happy Black People Month my fellow African Americans/Africans/Anyone of black descent (if your mixed you get half a congrats). 

Niggas on this app get on my nerves. I got 3 bitches attacking me rn cause I said AG hot lmfao y’all need to get a hobby

MERRY CHRYSLER 

Nothing feels better than breaking up with your boyfriend after 4 days who just got in a  relationship for the first time. (FYI we realized we worked better as friends)

I finally got started after procrastinating for months. 
          
          Chp 1 (hopefully) out shortly