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Y/N'S FIRST DAY AT HOGWARTS P.O.V
Y/N: You have exactly 3 seconds to explain why you just woke me up.
Harry: Because it's morning and you should be awake.
Y/N: Oh, Interesting. I didn't know you wanted to DIE today.
Harry: Y/N, you can't kill me.
Y/N: It's too late, I've already decided.
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Y/N: You're stupid.
Draco: You're dumb.
Y/N: I don't like your hair.
Draco:
Draco: Oh my god, they went there.
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Hermione: I really like m&m.
Y/N: I prefer Skittles.
Hermione: No, like the rapper.
Y/N: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER?
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Harry: Wait, you're not coming to my tea party?
Harry: Y/N I MADE BISCUITS.