Horny, with a touch of depression
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm black :)
I am an unhappy person
I like making people happy, even if it's just for a little while
Some people are so poor, all they have is money (I wouldn't mind being that poor)
Female kangaroos have three vaginas🌚
There is a town in Canada called "Dildo"🌚
SkeletønClique💀
Potatosquad🍆(Don't have a potato emoji)
SexyImaginationSquad( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Army👀
KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE
🚺+🚹=❤
🚹+🚹=❤
🚺+🚺=❤
If a nigga wanna marry another nigga, why the government tryna cockblock? - Unknown
Religion is like a dick. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and try to shove it down my throat - A wise man
Thank you music for keeping me alive
Stay alive, fren |-/
Ps. I'm potatosexual, so all you potatoes out there ;)
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