thatblondeb!tch

hahaha ok but fr who wants to be my date to the sadie hawkins dance?

ME begging YOU back? hell to the nah with a side of uh uh.

is it a red flag if he’s slept with his girl bsf?? asking for a friend…

“you were a great experience” you were…everything

i ain’t got no boy, but i got my tall boy<3

you ain’t outta my league you’re outta this planet

fortunately i treat every kid as if they’re mine bc my biggest fear is that im infertile

i live in nc ofc i’m playing golf in the middle of a hurricane

talking to a guy who lives 9 hrs away who is currently talking about how he wants to hold me and help me with my cramps while you live 22 minutes away and haven’t spoken a word to me in the past 48 hrs

the way olivia by the backseat lovers is actually written abt us is crazyyyy