This is a joint account everyone..... umm about us, Directioners, whovians and half mixer. Loads of fun to be around and talk to, ummmm we are normal average teenage girls. who am I kidding NO WE ARE NOT we are so much more odd, not normal in anyway and and and get ready for it SO MUCH MORE  AWESOME! 

Mrs Horan <3

Mrs Payne <3

BFFLS 4 LYF!

P.S we would win a sass off any day

P.S.S.: We are TOTALLY AMAZING and not eye-rollably normal.

P.S.S.S.: One of us enjoys torturing people in stories while the other likes to sass around. I'll give you a prize if you can guess which one is which. Not kidding. I will dedicate a chapter to you. If you so wish I shall write you a story/chapter where YOU are the main character and you get to whoopdeedoo the day along.

P.S.S.S.S.S.S... TOO MANY SSES!!!! Anywho... (Wow, what a whovian word...) Did you know that there is randomness everywhere? Yes, I don't know where I'd be without it. Cause there would be no me, no you, no world, no planet, no, horror of horrors, 1D! We just wouldn't exist! *mutters* back stabbing, two faced, cow smelling, bunny dancing, fly squirming, lizard tonguing... And you know what would happen if there was no 1D? I would... 
*dies*



*is revived*
Where was I again? Dying does make you foncused, doesn't it? I like that word, let's make a song out of it.
Once upon a time, a girl was confused,
She spelt it wrong and got it foncused...
La-di-da di-da dee-da... (SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE!)
Anywho, my cats ear looks strange. Should I be worried? Nah, she's a cat. She can deal with it. OOH! LOOK A PRETTY FLUTTERBY! ... Where was I again? Oh yes. Randomness. It is like a vortex. IT SHALL EAT YOU ALIVE UNTIL YOU USE IT! And may you... (And may the light always shine on You!!!) GRR!
...
I'm rambling aren't I...? I shall stop now.
(OOH! AND GUESS WHO THIS WAS! A CHAPTER OF A STORY SHALL ALSO BE AWARDED TO YOU!)

P.S... Oh, just shut up... The two people are Mrs Payne and Mrs Horan.