Hi there, fellow people of Earth!
I know where you live ... 
Just kidding! But jokes side, how are we all doing?!
If you hadn't already noticed really I'm extremely bad at writing shit about myself but let's be honest, you guys don't care about that shit, you don't read everyone's bios, every time you look on someone's profiles. I mean, what's the point huh? 
OHMIGAWD. Celebrity Masterchef is on so I've got to dash, but I will speak to you in a bizzle if you send me a message <3
I know we've only just met but HERE'S MY NUMBER! SO CALL ME MAYBE! 
Jokes aside, I love you man <3 
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! 
If you couldn't tell that was three kisses ;D ^
OHEMGEE! Life's a bitch Masterchef is actually on :'( </3 
But let me ask you a question ....
WHAT'S THE SAME ABOUT TWITTER AND WATERLOO ROAD?! 
They're both shit but are too addictive to get rid of.
Like that annoying kid that stalks you around school.
And smells.
Disgusting. 
It's like, oh my god, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND.
He's called SOAP! 
Also, have you ever seen someone with really greasy hair and you just want to hand them a bottle of shampoo?!
It's grim. I'll tell you that now. 
MOVING ON! 
WHAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FALL, IN LOVE?!? 
Just kidding I don't need you to fall in love with me. 
I just need you to tell me you're in love with Harry Styles...
HAH! Too bad he's mine ... soz.
AND ALL THAT JAZZ!
Okay I'm going to go now because I'm running out of characters and I hope to be seeing you on my message board you sexy beast you.
;)
Peace, Love and .... bacon. 
Yeah, you read right ... I SAID BACON!
If your a vegetarian then you need a slap around the face. 
Sorry but it's FUCKING TRUE!
BACON IS GOD. GOD IS BACON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_mStX7AntY&list=PL9EA5B69CFEEA5A55&index=8&feature=plcp 
Oh em gee, I love that boy ^
Ookkaaay byeee .... 
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3