Directioner?
B*tch please, its 'Crazy Mofo'
Niall's pet unicorn. Why? because I can, ya know?
Two peepz in one peep's body.
Random? nooo.. what are you talking about? pfft.. UUH!! IS THAT FOOD?!!
Okay maybe a little random, just a tiny bit. !__! like that!
Taken? ha, in my dreams! 
MIDNIGHT MEMORIES IS OUT 25 NOVEMBER!!!!!
ARGH!
Pop that bubble!
vøf!
'cuz i'm so hardcore.
Yeahp thats me! ^_^ <<< that looks a bit like a cat.. Weird.
Sheerio <3

Bye my fluffy pink turtles!
Use protection!
Be home before midnight!
Always wear pink on wednesdays!
Be awesome, or the big awesomeness will take all awesome away from the awesome planet Earth.

Louis' butt is formed by god!!
Who put that in here? ^^^^ ....Weird....