Hi! I'm Evanna! My sister Mitchie was so polite and gave me her account. :) Anywho....
I'm a DIRECTIONER!!!!! I'm a CHRISTIAN!!!!! I'm a WEIRDY!!!!!
Some stuff about me:
Favorite Color: Neon Orange
Favorite Food: Tacos
Favorite TV Show: Adventure Time, Spongebob Squarepants, Pokemon
Favorite Movie: Any Marvel movie, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Sherlock Holmes, etc...
Favorite Book: Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games
Favorite Band: One Direction *-*
Who I shall marry: Louis Tomlinson....Harry Styles....Liam Payne....Niall Horan....Zayn Malik....
YEPPERS!!!!! n.n
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Me: Hey you...
Stranger: Me?
Me: Yeah you...
Stranger: *Scoots over* What?
Me: *Whispers* I have to tell you something...
Stranger: *Leans in*
Me: *Screams* I'M A DIRECTIONER!!!!!
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Hater: I hate One Direction.
Me: Then why are you "wasting" your breath talking about them?
Hater: I was just saying I hate them.
Me: Don't say that!
Hater: Why not? It's true...they suck.
Me: STOP POLLUTING THE AIR WITH YOUR FILTHY LIES!!!!!!!
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How to fend off haters:
Person: Hey you!
Me: YOUR MOM!!!! *runs away*
But sometimes....they aren't haters....they just want to talk to you....
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Hope you liked my idioticness! Now get out. n.n
- Hiding in Harry's curls
- JoinedFebruary 22, 2013
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