Hi You saw one of my comments, liked my vibe and is now checking my profile out??     No?... Okaaay. 
*Fuc.k the fvck off if you're coming here to HATE cause you're butt-hurt, this is not a day-care so I don't tolerate whiney underage betches, in conclusion BYE. 
*WARNING!!! I'M WEIRD
*I laugh at alot of stuff
*From the Caribbean 
*My name's Jeff
*Food is bae (DON'T FU.CK WITH MY PIZZA) 
*Vines are life
*I'm kinda funny? 
*Bands:1D,5SOS,The Script,1975, Florence+the Machine, The Wanted, Young the Giants, The Beatles CHVRCHES, Bastille, Mumford & Sons, Black Keys, The Neighborhood, Fitz & the Tantrums, Gotye, Arctic Monkeys, The Lumineers, Green day, Fall out Boys, Hozier, Cold play, etc (my memory out of order) 
*Indie pop, pop, rap, country pop, CLASSICALS, 
*FAN-GIRL AF (Zayn is my husband) 
*The Internet is my life
*Lana Del Rey is BAE (see what I did there,,, no? Okaay), Katy Perry, Florence, FKA Twigs, Jenelle Monae, 
*Reality shows are my life
*CRAZY/INSANE AF 
*FEMANIST that DOESN'T
 tolerate sexist A-holes
*I'm quiet (at times) but if you loud and crazy, I can guarantee we can turn upppp
*If you don't like me :) I'll looove you still (cause somebody needs to love the HATERS,.Am I right?) 
*You think I'm relatable, let me know, because we can actually be twins!!! :)  :)  :)
*I sincerely don't give a F.UCK 
*I'm a fat-ass (I'm skinny but don't doubt I can eat your town) 
*50shades of Grey, 50shades of Grey, 50shades of Grey 
*I'm 17 (July 28-Leo)