I may have panicked. I went to support to submit a ticket, emailed the automated support message back with all the answers of what my issue was; Went back to my drafts, wrote a new draft with the title "Please", descriptions "Please", first chapter titled "Please" chapter contents "restore my drafts". Hit save, hit the back button, and wtf all my drafts came back???? Is support that fast and wonderful? Did my begging work? Was it some weird glitch where all my drafts existed but weren't being displayed until I made a new draft which forced the old ones to pop back up???
Whatever I'm just crying with relief that all my precious drafts are back