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omg hi how've you been

Roses are red
          Violets are blue
          I was looking for a friend
          And I found you!!!
          
          Send this to ten of your amazing Wattpad friends!❤

Roses are red 
          Violets are blue 
          I was looking for a friend 
          and I found you.
          
          Send this to 10 amazing friends you made on wattpad

Twas the night before Christmas, 
          it was silent, like hell! 
          Not a single creature moving, 
          not even a mouse.
          
          Then jolly old Santa Claus, 
          slid right down the chimney,
          entered a woman's bedrrroom,
          and decided to be a little cheeky. 
          
          He pulled down his pants, 
          any slipped on a condom. 
          He pushed his dick in, 
          and started to do 'it'.
          
          After doing the deed, 
          Santa still had his needs. 
          So he left his gifts under the tree, 
          and went to another household for some more, fresh meat
          
          Twas the night before Christmas! 
          It was silent, like hell! 
          Only a single creature moving, 
          his name, was Santa Claus

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah and I hope you guys enjoy Kwanzaa!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

1 MORE DAY UNTILL MY BIRTHDAY
          
          LETS GO HOES

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 DAYS

Can you guys wish a happy birthday to @CorruptBlueHurricane and Ted Bundy? (Well, I don't know about Ted Bundy but..)